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The amber glass vessel is not only beautiful but also reusable, providing a sustainable option that can be repurposed for décor or storage once the candle is finished.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFeatures of our Funny Candle:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% natural soy wax, for a clean burn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton wick, promoting longer burn times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in a charming amber glass vessel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEco-friendly, free from harmful chemicals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade in the USA, supporting local craftsmanship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReusable jar contributes to sustainability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe offer two size options for your convenience:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eAvailable Sizes:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4 OZ Amber Glass Candle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Compact and perfect for small spaces with a burn time of 20-30 hours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e9 OZ Amber Glass Candle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Larger size ideal for living areas and longer enjoyment, with a burn time of 50-60 hours.\u003cp\u003eWe also have specialized sets that include complementary items, such as a candle trimmer and matches for the 4 oz option, or an electric lighter with the 9 oz candle. This is a superb 50th Birthday Gift for anyone looking to bring a touch of humor to their celebration. Take a look at our listing photos to see the full scent menu and explore various fragrance notes suitable for any taste.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eCandle Safety:\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour safety is paramount. Keep your burning candle in sight, away from children and pets, and never near flammable materials. 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